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When you kiss a british girl

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whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly”
whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly” and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says “oai!! kisi nu dussi na”

Young woman asked

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“Where should one use perfume?”
a young woman asked.
“Wherever one wants to be kissed,

Kiss is not like Nokia

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Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

What is Kiss

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What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetration,
in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

The fluffy cloud may kiss

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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

eak kaAm karun

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(‘v’) <’ ) (( )) (( )) >-*-*—-**–

“1 kaAm karun?”

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( ‘<<’ ) (( )) (( )) >*-*—**–

“h0nt paR”

“I kiSs You”

kiss is the shortest distence between tow lips

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What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
“kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
“kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!….
PHYSICS:
“kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
“like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!..

Those luscious lips I love to kiss

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My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

Tujhe chumne ka maza hi aur hai

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tuje chumne ka maza hi aur ha
tuje me chuma tere in kubsurat gulabi honton pe
tuje chumo me tera hasen mehktwe jism ko
bus tume hi chum ta jao mera is tarah mere jawani ki saal beet jaye

KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet

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KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!