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A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed.

Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega..

bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo.

Teacher : what do u want to become ?
Ram – doctor T. – why ? Ram – bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

“Eid-ul-Azha Mubarak”,

May Allah shower
countless blessing
upon You and Your Family.
Keep me in your prayers.

Teddy Day Is Celebrated On 10th Feb.
Teddy Day Is The Fourth Day Of Valentine Week
Preceded By
Rose Day (Feb 7),
Propose Day (Feb 8 )
And Chocolate Day (Feb 9).
Teddy Day Adds Soft And Cute Flavor
To The Valentine Week.
Happy Teddy Day

Teacher : Pappu ne dopahar ko SEXY movie dekhi,
Is ka future tense bataao ?
Student : Pappu raat ko mutth maarega.

Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar
jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi.
Dulha-ye kya kar rahi ho.
Dulhan-maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.

Beta kya kaam karte ho?
Ji Samaj Seva.
MATLAB ?
“Gire hue ko uthata hoon & Bichde hue ko milata hoon.” KAISE ?
“BRA banata hoon”