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Teacher : Pappu ne dopahar ko SEXY movie dekhi,
Is ka future tense bataao ?
Student : Pappu raat ko mutth maarega.

Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar
jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi.
Dulha-ye kya kar rahi ho.
Dulhan-maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.

1 sadhu 1 gali se ja rha tha ki 1 bra uske upar giri.
SADHU-Wah re prabhu wah.teri kaisi leela..,
AAM Koi chus rha hai aur chilke ham par fek rha hai..

ladki admi ke paas gayi
admi ne
dekha. pakda.piche se
khola aur dal diya………
ladki bahut khush thi
pelhi baar dalwa rahi
thi…………….
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What Is Nasbandi?
Jab Apki Aadat Ho Gandi
Pite Ho Daru Thandi
Jate Ho Hira Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Chodte Ho Randi
To Karni Padti He Nasbandi

Teacher: Batao beta tume sabse jyada maza kab aata hai?
LKG boy:- Mam jab aap susu karwane ke liye meri Lulli ko pakad kar nikkar se bahar nikalti ho.

Santa “Ek condom dena, girlfrend ko gift dena hai”
Dukaandar : Is par giftcover chada du?
Santa: Arre nahi yehi to cover hai. Gift to mere paas hai.

Banta ne Suhag raat ko biwi se pucha: Kya tum VIRGIN ho?
Biwi: Ji, magar PEECHE se! Aur Tum?
Banta: Main bhi, magar aage se.

Ehsaan Qureshi ki latest kavita
Roz college aati ho..o..o
Dupatte se kya chupati ho..o..o
Hum kya mar gaye hai janaam
Jo kitabon se dabati ho.

Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver gusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia [...]