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Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

ladki admi ke paas gayi
admi ne
dekha. pakda.piche se
khola aur dal diya………
ladki bahut khush thi
pelhi baar dalwa rahi
thi…………….
mobile me sim

Teacher: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?

Student: Mujhe nai pata.

Teacher: For example! Tum ne apny baap ko qatl kr diya. Ab tm kon huye?

Student: “YATEEM”

Baap: Q beta  Larki pasand aayi tumhein?

Beta: Papa larki boht Moti hai.

Baap: Beta Ghar jitna bhi barra ho
darwaza chota hi hota hai:-)

American Mother:
Good Night Dear

Indian Mother:
Shub Raatri Beta

Arabic Mother:
Shab bakhair.

Apni Mother:
Tuwady Mobilaan nu agg lawaan,so mar jao. . .

Tumhe Dhundti Hen Har Su !

Meri Betab Nazrain

Meri Ujri Subhen

Meri Be_Rang Dupehren

Meri Dhundli Shamen

Meri Tareek Raatain

J0 H0 Sake T0 Nawaz D0

Meri Subh K0 Nikhaar D0

Meri Sham K0 Sanwar D0

Meri Raat K0 Qaraar D0

Mjhy U.P.S. Udhaar D0. Mjhy U.P.S. Udhaar D0.

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<)) friend
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1 bar meri girl frnd ne mujy apny ghr bulaya, me ghr phancha aur bell bajai,
us ki choti sistr ne drwaza khola, wo bht fit thi, muskura k boli ap bht smart he, Abi ghr pr koi nahi hy, me akeli ho, apka kia mood hy?
Me muskraya Aur Apni bike ki tarf wapas jany laga, to uski puri family ghar sy bahar aa gai, aur meri sharafat ki tareef karty hue mujy galy lagaya aur kaha
“hum ko rishta manzor hy”

Ab kia bataon?
k
Me to bike ko lock krne ja rha tha

19 March ko kisi Australian Cricketer ki birthday to nahi hay?

Check ker kya batana… :p
From: Kamran Akmal

Mohabbat
k Raste me hr wqt Dard Mile ga….

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Main Soch raha hn
is Raste pr clinic khol loon, Mast chale ga;-)
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_/ \_ 0ye aoge na?