Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa “Ek condom dena
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Dirty SMS, Santa Banta SMS No Comments
Santa “Ek condom dena, girlfrend ko gift dena hai”
Dukaandar : Is par giftcover chada du?
Santa: Arre nahi yehi to cover hai. Gift to mere paas hai.
Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS No Comments
Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, choti ko beti aur barabar wali ko bhen samjho.
Santa: Baba fir ye lund tum rakh lo,
Baba Ramdev: Kyo Beta
Santa: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega.
Santa ki gaand mae funsi nikal aai
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS No Comments
Santa ki gaand mae funsi nikal aai.
Wo shisa laga kar dekh raha tha.
Tabhi uska land khada ho gaya.
Santa bola-
Baith ja bhosdi ke, ye apni hi gaand hai.
A boy pushed his gf from the 10th floor of a building
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS No Comments
Santa: A boy pushed his gf from the 10th floor of a building, even then she did not die.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Thanks to the ‘new whisper ultra with wings’.
How’s ur sex Life
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS No Comments
Banta: How’s ur sex Life?
Santa: Great, Monday to Friday.
Banta: What about weekends?
Santa: Weekends? Oh, I’m at home relaxing with wife!
In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX
Posted by admin on Jan.06, 2012, under Adult SMS, Punjabi SMS, Santa Banta SMS, Sardar SMS (1) Comment
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
