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Sardar Proposed A Girl

Posted by on Feb.07, 2012, under Propose Day SMS, Sardar SMS No Comments

Sardar Proposed A Girl

Girl Said:
I Am 1 Year Elder To You..

Sardar Said:
Oye No Problem Soniye,
Ill Marry You NEXT YEAR


jo chahiye lelo

Posted by on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS No Comments

Ye car kab li?
Sardar: kal raat
1 larki mujhe car per bohot door le gai,
sab kapde uttar kar boli
jo chahiye lelo,maine car le li,
kapdo ka main kya karta..!
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In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX

Posted by on Jan.06, 2012, under Adult SMS, Punjabi SMS, Santa Banta SMS, Sardar SMS (1) Comment

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

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Sardar ke gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gaya

Posted by on Jan.06, 2012, under Sardar SMS No Comments

‘Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya

Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he

sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar karte the, ab Saaye me karenge … :)

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Oh Shukar Kar Gas Hai

Posted by on Jan.06, 2012, under Politics SMS, Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS No Comments

Sardarni:
janu Mere Pait Mein Bohat Gas Hai,

sardar:
Oh Shukar Kar Gas Hai,
Petrol Honda Te America Ne Qabza Kr Lena C..

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