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Maths Teacher To A Dull Boy,
If U Have 12 Chocolate In Chocolate Day
&
U Give 5 To Leena,
3 To Tina,
4 To Meena,
Then What Will U Get?
Student:
3 Girl Friends,….!

Men Are Like Chocolate Bars…
Sweet,
Smooth,
And They Usually Head Right For Your Hips.

Choose A Chocolate 4 Me,
It Will Tel U Wat U Feel 4me.
1. Dairy Milk
2. Kit Kat
3. Perk
4. Munch
5. Bounty
6. Bar One
7. 5 Star
Reply Will Be Send Later

Q: How Do You Know
When A Blonde Has Been Making Chocolate Chip Cookies?
A: You Find M&M Shells All Over The Kitchen Floor.

Inside Me,
There’s A Thin Women Trying To Get Out…..
But I Can Usually Shut The Cow Up With Chocolate

There Is Nothing Better Than A Friend,
Unless It Is A Friend With Chocolate

A Kiss Is Like Chocolate Cake…
Once You’ve Had It You Can Never Get Enough

A Valentine Is Nothing Like
A Chocolate Or A Rose.
For In A Week These Shall Be Gone,
But Valentines Remain.
If Love Were Always Sweet To Tongue
Or Fragrant To The Nose,
Each Day Would Be Like Valentine’s,
And We Would Go Insane.
A Valentine Just Hangs Around
Waiting To Be Kissed
Long After Special Days Have Passed
And Every Days Are Here.
So One Is Wise To Choose One Well
And Chocolates To Resist.
For In The Midst Of Mania
It’s Nice To Have One Near.

The Sweetness Of Chocolate
Remains In Tongue
For Few Minutes
But The Sweetness Of Friendship
That You Have Given Me
Will Remain In My Heart Forever.

Comparison Of A
CHOCOLATE N A KISS…
1-Both R SWEET At Any TIME,
2-Melt SLOWLY,
3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE
4-More Enjoyable When NO One IS WATCH.