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A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed.

You Know India Ke Dog Itne Kamjor Kyu
Hote
hai?
?
?
?
?
Kyu Ki?
?
?
?
Kyu Ki Dharmendra Unka khun pee jata
hai. ..

Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega..

bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo.

Teacher : what do u want to become ?
Ram – doctor T. – why ? Ram – bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

In Bed,
It’s 6AM,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it’s 7:45

But In class,
It’s 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It’s still 9:31

The only reason
I’m fat
is because
a tiny body
couldn’t store
all this
personality!

Relationships are very precious, Take care of them,
because It is most painful for you,
when A Person “U Know” becomes,
A person “U Knew”

A day will come when the world will celebrate
your name,
your fame,
your personality and
your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day.