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A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed.

Doctors prescription 4 u…
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner…
Doctor’s fees?
A SMS whenever u r free

Doctor : mr, can u jump up ten times ?
Patient : but why docter ?
Doctor : it is like ……,the medicine i just gave you i forgot to shake it

Doctor:D check whch u gave me has returned back.

Patient:D head-ache 4 whch u gave me medicine
has also returned back..!

Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: “No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.”

‘Khubsurat Larkiu ko zyada nhi patna prta q k unko pta hy k dunia k kisi kony me koi bewakuf unk leye doctor ya engeniar bn raha hy.’

Kamar k Dard ki 2 hi wajohat hain:

1. Kasrat-e- Sex
ya
2. Hasrat-e- Sex.!

Doctor Veena Malik ki kitaab
(Meri Shalwar Teri Talwaar)

Chapter: Mardana Kamzori.