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You Know India Ke Dog Itne Kamjor Kyu
Hote
hai?
?
?
?
?
Kyu Ki?
?
?
?
Kyu Ki Dharmendra Unka khun pee jata
hai. ..

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

In Bed,
It’s 6AM,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it’s 7:45

But In class,
It’s 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It’s still 9:31

The only reason
I’m fat
is because
a tiny body
couldn’t store
all this
personality!

A day will come when the world will celebrate
your name,
your fame,
your personality and
your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day.

Man to a Air hostess: What’s your name?
Air Hostess: Eva Benz
Man: Lovely name. Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess: Yes, our maintenance cost is the same!

Banta calls up “white house”
Banta: “I want to be the next president of USA”

Obama: “Are you an idiot??”
Banta: “Why?? Is it Compulsory???

A lady buys new Sim card
2 surprise husband
She goes to the Kitchen,& Calls
“HI DARLING”
He says “Call U Later Dear
The devil Is in kitchen”

Banta got an Invitation 4 Party,
dey told him dat he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he wen2 party he was shocked???
other were wearing pants & shirts also…

Boy: How many Apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 Apples.
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd Apple that’s not in empty stomach..
Girl: WOW Super joke I’ll tell my friends.

Girl to Other Girl: How many Apples can you eat in an empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: O Shit, if you said 6, I can tell you super joke!