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Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.

Girl: So what do you do?

Boy: I close my eyes.

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, You know, I have lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?

Why?, asked the girl.

Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.

Teachr: Everyone Write Your Lover Name on a Paper…

After 2 seconds: Girl Finished Madam..

After 10 minutes: boy Extra Sheet Madaam..

Suhagrat pe boy ne girl ki aankh ko chuma.
Girl: Yeh Kya?
Dulha: Aankh Zindagi ki kitab hai.
Girl: Niche library mein aag lagi hai aur tu kitab mein ghusa hai.

BOY-Kaash main BRA hota to tere BOOBS se chipka hota.
Girl-Sahi kaha or, main kisi or se dabwa rahi hoti aur tu khidki pe latka hota.

Solid Be Izzati

Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy…

1 bar meri girl frnd ne mujy apny ghr bulaya, me ghr phancha aur bell bajai,
us ki choti sistr ne drwaza khola, wo bht fit thi, muskura k boli ap bht smart he, Abi ghr pr koi nahi hy, me akeli ho, apka kia mood hy?
Me muskraya Aur Apni bike ki tarf wapas jany laga, to uski puri family ghar sy bahar aa gai, aur meri sharafat ki tareef karty hue mujy galy lagaya aur kaha
“hum ko rishta manzor hy”

Ab kia bataon?
k
Me to bike ko lock krne ja rha tha