Tag: lund
Marzi ka sex paap nahi hota
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS No Comments
Marzi ka sex paap nahi hota,
kuwari hoo to mood kharab nahi hota,
condom zarur lagana mere dost,
kyoki chodte wakt lund ke pass dimag nahi hota.
1Ladki Ne Apne Boyfriend Se Puchha
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Dirty SMS No Comments
1Ladki Ne Apne Boyfriend Se Puchha-”KABHI BOOBS SE DOODH PIYA HAI”?
Ladka Masumiyat Se Bola-NAHI.
Ladki:”TO BACHPAN ME BAAP KA LUND CHOOS KAR BADE HUE HO KYa
Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS No Comments
Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, choti ko beti aur barabar wali ko bhen samjho.
Santa: Baba fir ye lund tum rakh lo,
Baba Ramdev: Kyo Beta
Santa: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega.
Zoo me hathi
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Dirty SMS No Comments
Zoo me hathi ka lund dekh kar baccha bola-”Maa ye kya hai?”
Maa-”Kuch nahi beta”,ye sun ke uske papa bole”Dekha teri maa ke liye ye bhi kuch nahi he
Teacher :sabse halki cheej
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Funny SMS No Comments
Teacher :sabse halki cheej konsi h.
Stdnts:sir,Lund
Teacher: kaise ?
Stds:sir, jo cheej sochne se uth jaye usse halki aur kya hogi.
Dosti Boobs nahi jo dab jaye
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Dirty SMS No Comments
Dosti Boobs nahi jo dab jaye
Dosti Lund nahi jo thak jaye
Dosti gaand nahi jo phat jaye
Dosti to chut hai mere dost jo samay Ke sath gehri hoti jaye!
Ae Dost Sochta hu tera naam kya rakhu
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Friendship SMS No Comments
DIL rakhu to tod diye jaoge
PYAR rakhu to thukra diye jaoge
sochata hu ki LUND rakhu..
Zarurat ke time KHADE to rahoge.
