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A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking,

but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

A guy was praying passionately,
Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard A man asked,
Why do u pray so? He answered, My wife dreads lizards.

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, You know, I have lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?

Why?, asked the girl.

Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.

A conversation between a bartender and a man:

Bartender: What happened? You look wrecked!

Man: I had it all – Money, A beautiful house, The love of a beautiful woman?..

Bartender: Then? what went wrong?

Man: Well, then my wife found out!

A man runs into his house and says to his wife, Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!

His wife replies, Pack my bags “For the beach or for the mountains”

The husband says, I dont care! Pack your bags and get the hell Outta my house!

A blind man was begging in New York with a board written “I’m blind,help me”.

1 guy passing that side took his board and wrote something.

From that time the blind man got heavy collection. Can u guess what did he write?

He wrote “today is beautiful day but i can’t see it” that’s the power of expression.It can change many things.