Tag: Sex
Marzi ka sex paap nahi hota
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS No Comments
Marzi ka sex paap nahi hota,
kuwari hoo to mood kharab nahi hota,
condom zarur lagana mere dost,
kyoki chodte wakt lund ke pass dimag nahi hota.
SEX ke waqt Patni
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS No Comments
SEX ke waqt Patni ne Tang Faila ke Pati se Pucha……
Humare Bache ka naam kyare rakhenge ?
Pati CONDOM pehen ke bola:-
Iske baad bhi hoga to JAADU rakhenge…..
Ek ladki sex ke baad boli
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Dirty SMS No Comments
Ek ladki sex ke baad boli mujhe aaj duniya ka sabse bada sach pta lag gaya.
Ladka: vo kya?
Ladki: sirf Lund hi bujhaye choot ki pyas . . Mooli, Gajar sab bakwas.
How’s ur sex Life
Posted by admin on Jan.07, 2012, under Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS No Comments
Banta: How’s ur sex Life?
Santa: Great, Monday to Friday.
Banta: What about weekends?
Santa: Weekends? Oh, I’m at home relaxing with wife!
In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX
Posted by admin on Jan.06, 2012, under Adult SMS, Punjabi SMS, Santa Banta SMS, Sardar SMS (1) Comment
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
Doctor Veena Malik
Posted by admin on Jan.05, 2012, under Adult SMS, Misleading SMS No Comments
Kamar k Dard ki 2 hi wajohat hain:
1. Kasrat-e- Sex
ya
2. Hasrat-e- Sex.!
Doctor Veena Malik ki kitaab
(Meri Shalwar Teri Talwaar)
Chapter: Mardana Kamzori.
