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Teacher : what do u want to become ?
Ram – doctor T. – why ? Ram – bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.

Johnny: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!

Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!

Teacher says to draw A Picture on a Cow eating grass
After some time she asks is it over
Student : says YES
Teacher saw it
And asks where is the grass
Student : Cow ate it
Then She asks where is the Cow
Student : Cow ate the grass and went away

A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. “It is out on loan,” the teacher replied.

At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside the stable.

“But I can hear it bray, over there.” “Whom do you believe,” asked Nasrudin, “me or a donkey?”

Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog, we both wrote on!!!

Teacher :sabse halki cheej konsi h.
Stdnts:sir,Lund
Teacher: kaise ?
Stds:sir, jo cheej sochne se uth jaye usse halki aur kya hogi.

Teacher: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?

Student: Mujhe nai pata.

Teacher: For example! Tum ne apny baap ko qatl kr diya. Ab tm kon huye?

Student: “YATEEM”